Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.