A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...