Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...