Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....