In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...