Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...