Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...