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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
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A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
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Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!