Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!