Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Illiterate?
Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.
Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...