Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Meeting of the body parts!
THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an...