One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah witness?
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah’s witness?...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...