Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...