Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...