Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...