Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...