Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Blond Alligator Shoes
Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to >...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!