Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...