Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...