Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.