Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...