M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...