Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....