El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Real advertisements 05
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted....
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...