Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?