Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.