Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Buy machine factory
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You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....