Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.