If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....