Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
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The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...