Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...