A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...