Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!