OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...