Rules for Cats
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No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
The results of a study
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Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...