yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...