The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...