Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...