My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...