Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...