What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...