Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
DUMB Questions Part 4!
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?What makes cheese so confidential that...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...