Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
A look at the Iraqi TV Guide.
MONDAY 8:00 Husseinfeld 8:30 Mad About Everything 9:00 Suddenly Sanctions 9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY 8:00...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...