Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...