Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...