Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...