Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...