Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...