Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.