Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it